July 31, 2008

"Wait, Wait, I know what you should get...a wire hanger with your mom's picture in it."
Ursula...(tattoo in honor of my mom)

July 30, 2008

"Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace."
Barbara Hall...(A Summons to New Orleans)

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts."
Abraham Lincoln...(uncertain)

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
Martin Luther King Jr...(letter from jail)

July 29, 2008

"I just passed an open gate and there is a plethora of pigs free."
sheriff's deputy...(call of pig in road)

July 28, 2008

nothing quotable today

July 27, 2008

"You're crazy, you can't say anything you want, this is America!"
Brad...(my freedom of speech)

July 26, 2008

"See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!"
The Joker played by Heath Ledger...(Batman: The Dark Knight)

"Do I really look like a man with a plan, Harvey? I don't have a plan. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am, Harvey? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans. Yours, theirs, everyones. Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'm telling the truth."
The Joker played by Heath Ledger...(Batman: The Dark Knight)

July 25, 2008

"well if they were carrying guns they could have shot back."
Eric...(murder plot)

"A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor."
Ring Lardner...(How to write Short Stories)

July 24, 2008

"I am not anti-hunting in anyway, but using 6 dogs to tree a bear? That seems like a chickenshit way of going about it. What's next? Dynamite fishing?"
Jeffro...(death of hunting dogs)

July 23, 2008

"Oops. I just lifted my leg on an expensive Hollister bag that was left on the floor and it seems to be getting wet."
Twenty Buck Chuck...(his day with the girl)

"four legs and a tail."
police officer...(dog's description)

July 22, 2008

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one."
Jeanne...(appearance of Steve's leg)

"Mankind will inevitably die from a self-inflicted wound."
Tony Hayden...(novel-Jaded Honor)

July 21, 2008

"They're fancy pants."
Brad...(the slacks he wore)

July 20, 2008

"He's like a dancing monkey, a little persuasion goes a long way."
Peggy Hayden...(Kyle's antics)

July 19, 2008

"What you need to do is give me a list of things I can say, Mr. FCC."
Peggy Hayden...(Brad warning me not to talk about something)

"You should just tell the waitress to bring you an appetizer and have the entree delivered in a to go box."
Brad...(Peggy's eating habits)

"Let's go buy it at the furniture store across from the trailer park."
Brad...(place to buy a wall clock)

July 18, 2008

"Put this down as unfounded, this horse has plenty of hay and water. He's a 20-year-old horse and he looks better than me."
sheriff's deputy...(animal neglect call)

July 17, 2008

"Now nothing for 24 hours!"
Guy at salon...(bowel movement)

July 16, 2008

This is harder than I thought it would be...I'll get better I promise.

July 15, 2008

"I may only have 3 beers in me, but I love ya man."
Joey Tribbiani, played by Matt Le Blanc...(Friends season 1 finale)

July 14, 2008

Sorry nothing quote worthy today!

July 13, 2008

"Oh God, I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial!"
Monica Gellar, played by Courtney Cox...(season 1 episode 18 "The Ick Factor")

July 12, 2008

"Is that?...Is that?...Is that Chachi's mom?"
Peggy Hayden...(Ellen Travolta)

July 11, 2008

"I'm not saying your slow, I'm just saying you give molasses a run for its money."
Peggy Hayden...(Brad)

"I already drove you crazy, now I'm just working on keeping you there."
Brad...(Peggy's sanity)

July 10, 2008

"Only a true and loving God could accept that the human race is so stupid!"
Peggy Hayden...(evaluation)